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happyheretic:

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canadiansoccergirl:

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wynterwillow:

everythingaboutstacy:

durianseeds:

Canada’s rainbow money

Fun fact for Americans: our money is technically made of plastic and they won’t get wet/gross when you accidentally wash them, and you also can’t rip any bills.

Everybody is in love with canadian money, the thing is who isn’t? 

The funniest thing ever is to see canadians try to use american money. One of my friends asked me “HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHICH ONE IS WHICH?! THEY’RE ALL THE SAME COLOR!”

its called reading the numbers

americans learn at an early age to differentiate between the faces of old white men

Why is the queen of England on Canadian money?

Because England basically raised Canada until we were old enough to make our own decisions.

America left home super early

and made bad life choices as a result.

Bruh

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gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat

andrewgiraffields:

Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me

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Anonymous asked:
i was standing next to this really pretty girl at lunch and these guys in the line kept thrusting their hips into her and touching her so she asked if we could trade places and i said yeah. they kept trying to touch her and were bugging her so i told them to leave her alone and then they started making jokes about me having a crush on her. i didnt mind though but idk if i did the right thing by telling them to stop because she wasnt complaining or anything but still idk

narcotic:

you 100% did the right thing. youre a really fucking good human being. props to you babe. 


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basedheisenberg:

Real recognizes real.

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condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

cookienun:

hey kids wanna buy some drugs

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Hell is
loving you in my sleep
and waking up alone.

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Anonymous asked:
your snapchat is lovely and your smile is heart warming (:

Thank you that’s so sweet